Do you get paid to write about products?

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No. But I’d like to. On one condition: it doesn’t mean my review is going to be favourable. AT ALL. In fact, I’m going to tell you if something sucked. Kinda like the time I could have auditioned to be a bearded woman in a freak circus, after I used that nasty hair remover cream. True story.

That said, feel free to shower me with samples, gifts, invitations and pay for that house in the Hamptons I have my eye on…

You’d like to pay me to review your product? So would I! Click here. (hello null@null mscritique NULL.com)

How will I know if you’re being paid to review a product?

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I’ll tell you. But hopefully you won’t mind because it will still be an honest unbiased, laugh-so-hard-you-projectile-spew-tea-all-over-your-keyboard review. Okay, a one handed clap will do.

Just so it’s perfectly clear, it shall be hence fourth christened “ A Dedicated Review”.

And if you ever think that I’ve been too easy or too harsh on a product, feel free to throw a shoe at me (Jimmy Choo will do). Or click here. (hello null@null mscritique NULL.com)

Read my manifesto here.

How do I get my product reviewed?

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Send your press release here (hello null@null mscritique NULL.com), or your product to:

MsCritique
PO Box 1097, Surry Hills, NSW, 2010

And, If you have an opportunity you think I might be interested in, clickity click here (hello null@null mscritique NULL.com). Or if you just want to shoot the breeze, click here. (hello null@null mscritique NULL.com)

Please note (imagine my serious voice in your head): Samples are for testing and photography purposes and will not be returned. Submitting samples does not guarantee your product will be reviewed.

Phew, now that’s over. Next question.

How did you and SilverFox meet?

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It was a classic Hallmark movie (http://http://www NULL.hallmarkmoviechannel NULL.com/) moment*.

Opening shot: Ms Critique arrives early to her first lesson (http://www NULL.dmcreativeschool NULL.com NULL.au). (http://www NULL.dmcreativeschool NULL.com NULL.au) (http://www NULL.dmcreativeschool NULL.com NULL.au)Wind blowing in her hair, she presses the buzzer.

Cut to wide shot inside elevator.

Ms Critique: Turns head sideways. You must be SilverFox?

SilverFox: Turns head sideways. And…you are?

Fade to black.

SFX: Elevator DING!

And then like Tara Reid’s boob job, I melted.

*My apologies to the readers that silently vomited in their mouths.