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JUST PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY AND TELL ME!

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I know, right. This is a #WHATSAYYOU Wednesday post, on a Tuesday. What gives? Well, today’s article just couldn’t wait a second longer. Not a second longer! You see, there’s something on my mind—in fact, something I’ve been obsessing over. So much so, that it keeps me up at night: it’s even what I think about on the drive to work; in the stillness of the shower; in the quiet of an afternoon, over a cup of English Breakfast tea.

I’VE BEEN OBSESSING OVER IT.

Every time, I see it mentioned on a blog, or in the Daily Mail (also another obsession—get the ipad app, it makes it so much more enjoyable to read), or on Entertainment Tonight, I just can’t get it out of my head. So much so, that it came up in conversation with Lipstick and Cake over breakfast who mentioned that she is equally obsessed with finding out the truth. And then, more recently on the weekend, I spent a long drive to dinner in the burbs debating it with SilverFox. (Okay, I have to admit, he did roll his eyes at me a little.)

EVERY TIME I SEE IT MENTIONED ON A BLOG…

If you haven’t guessed what it is yet, the burning topic of conversation is Bruce Jenner, head of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, biological father to six children and step-father to four. Now, I’m not just talking about his long tresses that have me (us) wondering, or the long oval talons, or the bee-stung nipples. And it’s not even reports of the so-called ‘transitioning’—it’s the lack of comment. 

For a family whose over sharing (cough: KK’s sextape) has catapulted them to fame, they are surprisingly quiet on the topic. Part of the success of the show has been their no-holds-barred approach by laying everything bare for the world to watch (The Kardashians sisters have even on occasion sniffed each other vah-jay-jays, and we’ve seen Kourtney pull out not one, but two babies from her snatch!), so I really don’t see how this should be any different?

…ON OCCASION THEY HAVE EVEN SNIFFED EACH OTHERS VAH-JAY-JAYS!

In fact, as a viewer*, I feel like we’re entitled to know! Given the aforementioned lack of sensoring, and that all these seasons later we’re all still watching, (well, you don’t have to admit you are, but I know I am) surely this will only serve to drive ratings up even more? Love or hate the crew krew, isn’t there a small part of you that is just dying to know? Dying to know the truth? Me? I say, just tell me and put me out of my misery already!

SO, WHAT SAY YOU?

So, what say you? Do you think Bruce Jenner is really transitioning? Is this just a ploy for publicity masterminded my Momager and Wifager, Kris Jenner. Do you even watch the show? MC

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE DETAILS,
DARLING!

*The only reason I’d actually tell you that I watch the show is because I have created a ‘safe environment’ to admit to such heinous crimes against humanity. Please reserve your judgy-judgement for people who buy frozen ham and pineapple pizza for dinner, and wear hoop earrings like it’s 1999.

 

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