What do you do when a friend gets cheated on with the skanky office girl with greasy hair? Poor little petal obviously doesn’t know about Batiste. Or, when a friend unwittingly becomes a internet pr0n star overnight – thanks to her ex putting their sex tape on YouTube?
- You bump into your ex after you’ve just had monthly lip wax, while he sports hot new man-friend. Yep, it appears you turned him gay.
- You Facebook stalk that girl you really hate. (Can’t figure out why you hate her. You just do.) In her profile-slash-modelling folio, she looks smokin’ hot. In. Every. Single. Photo.
- You accidentally send your boss a sexy-texty. Okay okay, that last one, was me!
Life really can be a bitch sometimes – but there’s nothing a great pair of heels (I prefer Jimmy Choo) and a glass of Pinot Grigio can’t solve. Here’s to good girlfriends and you, Dear Reader. Thanks for reading. Bottoms up! MC
It’s all in about the details darling:
The Killer Pinot Grigio RRP:$14.99
Available at Dan Murphy’s nationally.